Tuesday, October 25, 2011

One foot in the grave

It finally happened. I turned 40 and I don't like it AT ALL.

I don't know if it's because there's no longer a 3 involved in the number or what but I have a really hard time saying the words "I'm 40".

Yuck.

Before I know it, the kids will be submitting the most unflattering picture of me they can find so it can be slapped on that jar of Smucker's Jelly and Willard Scott can butcher my name. On live television. BAH.

All my facebook friends who have already turned 40 are going on and on about how it's not so bad blah blah blah......instead, this is how I feel.....


My name here

 Clearly age is simply a state of mind so I fully intend to NOT act my age. Ever. And the box of haircolor says I don't have gray hair. I listen to that.

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