Friday, December 2, 2011

My kids are insane

...and I don't think I like them very much anymore.


There's something about this particular time of year when my otherwise mostly-lovable children are mysteriously replaced with demons. And the demons are taking over the house.

I know I've mentioned in previous posts that the kids are apt to fight...continually. But this takes it. They're about to pull each others' heads off from the moment they wake up in the morning until the moment they manage to drift off to sleep at night, which is usually about an hour after they were supposed to drift off to sleep. So the next day they are truly a joy to be around..

And the cycle of life continues.

And no, my kids aren't Asian, but they definitely do this

So, since everyone in the house is completely at odds with one another, it's a wonder I don't just pack up their stuff and put them on the curb. Someone will take them home, right?

It'll be a small miracle if we all make it through the holidays intact, and with all our limbs. I'm just hoping it doesn't all result in a Christmas morning where I find myself telling everyone to "take your @#!$&!!! gift and shut up".

I love this time of year....

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