Tuesday, July 10, 2012

You have your own bathroom...USE IT

After being away for the last two weeks, the kids made it safely from their Dad's in Arkansas to my Mom's in Park City and are tearing it up at skateboard camp. No drama, no fighting, no broken bones. I supposed they save all those things for me. They love me.
It's taken me about a week, but I realize how boring my life is without the kids being in the house telling me they plan to move out because I was so mean and took away their iPods. They provide all the nonsense....

So I will spend this time telling you all about why I think it's NOT okay to clip your fingernails at the office.

I can't believe people are THAT busy they can't do this at home. On two separate occasions today...TWO different people who sit within earshot of me....'snip....snip...snip...SNIP'. There was so much snipping, I was convinced the perp had moved on to his toes.

GROSS.

This is not socially acceptable. Save it for your bathroom....and don't get me started on the office bathroom. That's for another blog post on another day. For now I'm wrapped up in the 'snip snip snip'.

ew

I am now going to gracefully throw Richard under the bus....sometimes trimming your nails (as a guy) is just one of those things you forget to do as you're getting ready to go somewhere and the next thing you know, you're in the car and digging around in the glove compartment for the nail clippers that your well-prepared girlfriend (that would be me) thought to have in there in the first place. It used to happen all the time, not so much anymore. He's evolving.

But why do guys do it at work, at their desks, where unsuspecting 'snip snip' victims have to be tortured? Shame.

I sincerely hope I can instill in my boys that one should save the snipping for one's own bathroom. The ladies will appreciate it, I promise.

And the ladies aren't off the hook at the office.
Next up? 'Ladies who treat the office bathroom like a Port-O-John at an outdoor festival that's been going for 7 days'.

Stay tuned



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